Chapter Master: "Your final trial, Initiate - brave the dark vaults of Utun and bring back the sceptor of Sanguinius, beat up ten daemons with your bare hands, snipe fifty Drakkan Mega-tiger with a lasgun, climb ALL the strato-mountains of Danaan, clean the entire Fortress-Monastry top to bottom with your toothbrush, and make a bowl of delicious cereal, in that order. And come the Warp or high-water, Initiate, all must be completed before sun-down."
Chapter Master: "... I'm just pulling your leg. Here's your REAL trial, initiate..."